#24: Primer

Don't even think about messing with time travel.



[Note: This chart contains numerous spoilers. Watch the movie first, if you feel your brain is ready for it.]

#23: The Happening

This would be the cruelest Improv Everywhere mission.

#22: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Don't let your whining dog get anywhere near Jeff Goldblum.

#21: Across the Universe

The Dayton Wildcats had the most ridiculous scrimmages that football will ever see.

#20: Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Humans love wine almost as much as pigs do.

#19: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Normal-sized cereal bowls are for amateurs.

#18: Extraordinary Measures

He already works around the clock.

#17: Hot Fuzz

Never underestimate the power of a swan.

#16: Charlie Bartlett

Just a few doses of Ritalin will turn you into a Ray Charles/Roadrunner hybrid.

#15: Magnolia

TV's not for everyone.

#14: Ocean's Eleven

Heists make you hungry.

#13: Hot Rod

A forest on a hill is not the ideal place for gymnastics practice.

#12: Fantastic Mr. Fox

"Doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum" and "Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee" won't win you any Grammys.

#11: Groundhog Day

Rachmaninoff could have been a decent jazz musician.

#10: War of the Worlds

Never trust a man who chooses to wear corduroy pants in the face of impending human annihilation.

 

#9: Lost in Translation

Sometimes, all you need is a little karaoke.

#8: 1408

Not everyone is a fan of The Carpenters.

#7: Up in the Air

Sam Elliott has one of the greatest moustaches in recorded human history.

#6: Red Eye

Pens have a variety of uses.

#5: A Single Man

Women will be upset if you feature Lee Pace in a trailer and then only include him in one scene of the movie's final cut.

#4: Avatar

150 years from now, we will still be wearing ties.

#3: The Informant!

When you can't get Phillip Seymour Hoffman, you can always get Matt Damon to transform into him.

#2: Gosford Park

Having a British accent does not necessarily make your life better.

#1: Spirited Away

Never assume that the food is free.