#45: Big Fan

When meeting an athlete, perhaps it's best to keep the small talk to a minimum.

#44: Let the Right One In

If you're walking home from school by yourself, avoid shortcuts at all costs.

#43: Animal Kingdom

Be absolutely sure everything's OK before you bring your girlfriend home to meet the family.

#42: American Psycho

If someone engages in a one-sided conversation with you that sounds more like a doctoral thesis written by a Rolling Stone rock historian than harmless cocktail chatter, immediately run in the opposite direction.

#41: Sherlock Holmes

If he could just get over the germ thing, Monk would own at Jiujitsu.

#40: Howl's Moving Castle

Never doubt the loyalty of vegetables.

#39: Toy Story 3

In the toy world, dinosaurs and swine have a genetic predisposition to be funny.

 

#38: Raising Arizona

Maybe federal regulations on child car seats are even more well-intentioned than we thought.

#37: Beauty and the Beast

Apparently, women find some guys less ugly when they're in the form of a hairy, 300-pound monster.

#36: Seabiscuit

Only the best jockeys have conversations with each other in the middle of the race.

#35: Spider-Man 2

There's a reason why people don't usually do science experiments in their apartment.

#34: Up

You don't need to leave your hometown to have a great adventure.

#33: Punch-Drunk Love

When in doubt, insist on PayPal.

#32: Moon

Sometimes, smiley faces can say things that no human can.

#31: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

The level of security for Chicago's Von Steuben Day Parade leaves a bit to be desired.

#30: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Some choices are worth taking a little extra time to make.

#29: Best in Show

Sometimes, the greatest commentary comes from people who have no idea what they're talking about.

#28: Hoosiers

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, but how you use a slow clap to help people forget you once punched one of your players.

#27: Wordplay

Don't judge a Marriott in Stamford, CT by its cover.

#26: Shutter Island

A book of matches is an uneconomical source of illumination.

#25: Atonement

Always proofread.

#24: Primer

Don't even think about messing with time travel.



[Note: This chart contains numerous spoilers. Watch the movie first, if you feel your brain is ready for it.]

#23: The Happening

This would be the cruelest Improv Everywhere mission.

#22: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Don't let your whining dog get anywhere near Jeff Goldblum.

#21: Across the Universe

The Dayton Wildcats had the most ridiculous scrimmages that football will ever see.

#20: Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Humans love wine almost as much as pigs do.

#19: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Normal-sized cereal bowls are for amateurs.

#18: Extraordinary Measures

He already works around the clock.

#17: Hot Fuzz

Never underestimate the power of a swan.

#16: Charlie Bartlett

Just a few doses of Ritalin will turn you into a Ray Charles/Roadrunner hybrid.

#15: Magnolia

TV's not for everyone.

#14: Ocean's Eleven

Heists make you hungry.

#13: Hot Rod

A forest on a hill is not the ideal place for gymnastics practice.

#12: Fantastic Mr. Fox

"Doodle-dum diddle-die doddle-diddle doodle-dum" and "Zippy-zo zippy-zay zippy-zappy zoopy-zee" won't win you any Grammys.

#11: Groundhog Day

Rachmaninoff could have been a decent jazz musician.

#10: War of the Worlds

Never trust a man who chooses to wear corduroy pants in the face of impending human annihilation.

 

#9: Lost in Translation

Sometimes, all you need is a little karaoke.

#8: 1408

Not everyone is a fan of The Carpenters.

#7: Up in the Air

Sam Elliott has one of the greatest moustaches in recorded human history.

#6: Red Eye

Pens have a variety of uses.

#5: A Single Man

Women will be upset if you feature Lee Pace in a trailer and then only include him in one scene of the movie's final cut.

#4: Avatar

150 years from now, we will still be wearing ties.

#3: The Informant!

When you can't get Phillip Seymour Hoffman, you can always get Matt Damon to transform into him.

#2: Gosford Park

Having a British accent does not necessarily make your life better.

#1: Spirited Away

Never assume that the food is free.